Apparently you have to lick it...

Yesterday after work I went over to Lissa's parents so that we could begin working on re-assembling her bike and doing a few quick fixes on mine. After about 30 minutes of unscrewing here and there we finally got my tank off , got the old blown rear shock off and the new kat rear shock on. We left the tank off because as soon as it turns noon I will be ordering my new jets for a rejet and hopefully it wont be soooo much that I will be able to ship them 3 day UPS so that they will be here on Friday. Anyways so we go to start putting her bike back together and for the life of the 4 of us working on it we couldnt get the damn K&N lunchbox back on. We all finally agreed to wait until Val got back up to the house to let him do it since he got it on there the first time. We didnt have to wait long because it was time for dinner and he was back. Mind you that Lissa was in a a horrible mood because of all of this. She really wants this done and she has been waiting quite awhile. I told her she needs to learn the art of "nag"!! So Val gets home and we ask him about it and he just starts laughing at us. The magic trick is to wet the connecting part of the damn thing. Never would have thought to lick it!

So then we are sitting at the kitchen table and we are watching the cows and this smaller cow like tries to mount the larger one and I'm like holy shit what are those things doing. Apparently they were doing what is commonly referred to as "bulling". Well me not being raised around cows I have no idea what this means. I keep insisting that I think the smaller cow is in fact too small to bred and it didnt have horns confusing me all the more. Well Lissa's family got a huge kick out of this and were laughing hysterically at me. NO ONE WOULD TELL ME WHAT WAS GOING ON!! So Lissa and I started wrestling around cause she wouldnt tell me, which I dont think her mom appreciated very much. Finally finally they tell me what is going on. I was right..... that one cow was too small to be a bull in fact it wasnt one at all. Yeah Lissa has some lesbian cows..... it really must be in the water there.