I DONT HAVE YOUR FUCKING BADGE!!!!!!!!!!

I don't have your badge its not ready yet. You arent in Qpulse and I dont have a request form so sit tight and either wait for an email saying its ready or for the company admin to tell you it is. AND DONT TRY TO TELL ME HOW TO LOOK THROUGH THE ALPHABETIZED BOOK TO FIND YOUR REQUEST FORM. IT AINT HERE YOU FUCKING JACKASS BUSINESS MAN DOUCHEBAG!